One day last week Nicabob said over and over again I can hear the Ice Cream Man, I can hear the Ice Cream Man. All day long he was running up and down the street. I hear him. I hear the music.
Well, none of us heard nothing. But him talking about it so much made everybody wish it was true. So, we jumped up in down in the front yard and screamed we want the Ice Cream Man, we want the Ice Cream Man until Destiny came out and told us to shut the fuck up.
Just then, the Ice Cream Man came, and Destiny was not too happy about it. Especially since she told us just last week she would buy us all ice cream if he ever came in our lifetime.
I had the ice cream sandwich. Brendan got a popsicle. It was red, white, and blue because of the flag. Destiny said she didn’t want any. She said her ass was getting too big. Then Nicabob ran around screaming ass, ass, ass, and he had to take a pill and go to bed early.